2005-08-31
12:21 a.m.
Philosophical Questions
1. Are fats contagious?
According to a pink lady, whose name I shall not mention, the answer is yes. Why?
Cos fats can penetrate membranes, and since the skin is membrane, if a fat person touches you, the fats can penetrate, and therefore, yes, fats are contagious.
2. Is stupidity contagious?
According to a staff of a certain division of the organisation that I work in, whose name I shall also not mention, the answer is yes. Why?
Cos the duck's contacts and those he gets along with are all quite stupid too.
3. Is bimboism contagious?
According to my PA-1 down-line, the answer is yes. Why?
Cos PA-1 turns bimbotic after midnight. PA-1.1 is getting more and more bimbotic by the day, and PA-1.1.1 is just hopelessly bimbotic.
Notice the bimboism doesn't travel UP the line. =D
4. Is scandalousness contagious?
According to PA-1, the answer is yes. Why?
Cos she and SO have influenced F.O., PA-1.1.1, and PA-1.1. Even PA-1.2 and PA-1.1.1's pretend-bf have been influenced.
They're convinced. And they've convinced me.
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And there you have it. The answers to the 4 philosophical questions have been philosophically proven.
=p